Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?
The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.
Fantom Island
ILL-HOMIES: DJ Phatrick + ILL-EVENT: Devil’s Pie Motown Tribute
Meet DJ Phatrick. He has one of the most impeccable musical tastes ever in the world, ever, but a dry cynic’s humor so he never seems like a groupie, even to the musicians he jocks the hell out of. And now he has a blog. If you’re a fan of yummy music and asshole remarks that you secretly love, this is for you. DJPhatrick.com, snitches.
Now if you’re into that face-to-faceness instead of just interwebneraction (that’s a real word), come on over to Devil’s Pie in San Francisco on Thursday! Our Brooklyn iLL-Homie KJ Butta flies in to provide the goodies for a Motown Tribute! Light years ahead like a young Michael Jackson, baby!
