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Happy Birthday TEZZIDENT Obama!!!

We are a tad bit late since Tezzy’s birthday was yesterday, but nevertheless, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEZZIDENT!!!* She was just a tad bit upset because she thought Obama’s inauguration was outshining her birthday, but lookie, Tezzy, you got the best present ever: we love our president! There she is above dancing at the inauguration celebrations whilst ringing in her brand new (solar!) year at midnight. Yeeee Yeeeeee!

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