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ILL-HOMIES: Delorean – No More Heroes Sampler #2

Samples are great and they also suck bigtime.  Because you get tiny little morsels to nibble on and it tastes oh so good, but they are tiny little morsels.  So while we’re glad our Neighborhood Watch cuzzos Delorean have dropped another sampler for No More Heroes, and it sounds hella fresh, we’re still waiting for the real deal to drop…we’re hungry!!

Get in our belly!

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