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Harry Birthday, Ruby!!!!!!
As fate would have it, this date that Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince comes out is also the same date that Ruby came out…of the WOMB!!!!
Doctor: Mrs. Veridiano, we’re going to have to do a c-section.
Ruby’s Mom: But, you mean you’re going to have to do surgery???
Doctor: Oh God no! I meant c-section as in cool-section…because your daughter’s going to be so COOL!
(can you tell I’m really into dialogues right now?)
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It is with the excitement of three caramel-dipped Oompa Loompas (that’s a Harry Potter character, right?) that we wish our sister Ms. Universe a magical birthday.
Ruby, you’re a Full-Blood Winner!
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