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The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.

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VIDEO: Sarah Palin's farewell speech, except in spoken word style, and by William Shatner, and on Conan

Guahahhahaha.  Now if only we could have Barack’s inauguration speech in Klingon that would be sweeeeeeet.

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