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SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON: Super Mario Land 3 "Super Kootie Rocks" ft. Milli Vanilli
Something that really speaks volumes about my generation is the fact that there could exist a cartoon flagrantly named to market a specific video game, with episode titles that could include the term “Super Kootie” which featured Milli Vanilli, and that I LUHHHHed it. And you LUHHHHH it too. Blogreader, you know it’s true.
However, what baffles me is how the duo of professional lip syncers managed to go to Nintendo studios or wherever the hell they made this cartoon, and record their drops for the show. That’s some lip sync syncing. Or lip lip syncing. Or lip lip lip in yo hip hip hip bobbity bip bip bip whip whip. Okay yeah, I didn’t get home till 6am and only got 4 hours of sleep last night. Blame it on the rain.
Part 2 after the jump (which you only want to miss if you don’t want to see a dragon girl say “I really dig your dreadlocks.”)
