Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?

The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.

Fantom Island

SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON: Little Shop

Many people feel like hip-hop has died since the arrival of such things as Rap Snacks and Jimmie Hatz.  However, us 80′s babies know that in the early 90′s, even if hip-hop wasn’t dead, it was at least very sickly.  Because even before Illmatic, before Southernplayalistik and Reasonable Doubt, there was Audrey Junior the rapping cartoon venus fly trap.  Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!  This animated adaptation of Little Shop of Horrors only lasted for one season, a.k.a. 2 months.  Maybe the people just weren’t ready for the realness.

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