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ILL-EVENT | SAC: 11/13 Papa Lo Down's "Weapons of Mass Promotion" Workshop
Although we’ve been having a mighty fun time with our PR folks at Audible Treats, there was something refreshing about never having to deal with someone you work closely with telling you that “Tupac isn’t a good rapper.”*
When Papa Lo was our primary PR guru, we didn’t have to worry about her insulting West Coast rappers, although she did constantly play Michael Bolton during meetings at her house, which is an insult to us. Since then, she’s continued to do great deeds with us, as well as a plethora of artists, organizations, and arts projects. This Tuesday she’s going to be in Sacramento’s Capitol Roots, spilling all her secrets to you Norcalians out there. Join the fun!
*That’s right, Dan! I’m airing your blasphemes to the internets! May they rot with the Europeanly-ambiguous wrong-turn websites and forgotten Angelfire pages!
