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Today is Monday, which means that iB4the1.1 drops tomorrow
Here’s a picture I took across the hall of Nico flipping Dahlak off. Poor Dahlak, for always getting flipped off. Poor Nico, for having freakishly long fingers. But I suppose I’d also want to go around sticking my middle finger up at people for no reason if, after driving 8 hours through the Virginia-to-Brooklyn traffic, I had to sit down at 2am and meticulously review the final masters of iB4the1.1 which were due to Audible Treats a week ago. In my opinion, Dahlak has more to be angry about because we didn’t get home in time for him to get the 20¢ wings he’s been craving and now he might not get any wings until later this week when he returns to Cali, where wings can cost upwards of 25¢ each.
What I’m trying to say in my long-windedness is that it’s crunchtime, people!! I just finished designing custom banners for the 50 blogs that are participating in our cross-promo campaign (it’s not too late! hit me hit me hit me!), and am about to send them off before allowing my eyes to burn to sleep in front of Netflix. Got lots to do tomorrow (including going to Trader Joe’s to feed our baron fridge). Life shit mixed with larger-than-life shit. Phew. First record ever. Let’s see what happens from here.
