Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?
The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.
Fantom Island
VIDEO: Diary of a Hollywood Douchebag
You don’t need to go all the way to LA to know a Hollywod Douchebag. You could be straight up in the middle of the Ozarks and if you look hard enough (or not even hard at all) you’ll likely find a namedropper, shittalker, or hot-air-blower ready and willing to tell you why they’re the next best thing and all about slipping you some of that Gentleman’s Kool-Aid. But have no fear, Ozarkians! Diary of a Hollywood Douchebag is arriving! Think of it as a Flight of the Concords meets From G’s to Gents meets LOX videos from the Bad Boy era (awwwwwwwwkward in sooooo many ways right now). Me likes where this is going. Give it a whirl!
