Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?
The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.
Fantom Island
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PILGRIMS!!!!
Poor pilgrims. Always getting a bad rap. All just because they slaughtered a couple of tribes. Pshhh, indigenous sminshmigenshmous. It’s just pillage, baby! If it wasn’t for that, we wouldn’t be blessed each year with a giant inflated Shrek floating down the street.
*wooooooorth ittttttt!*
Yes, during these pressing economic times, it’s good to know that our banks, non-profits, and media groups are investing their hard-earned money in giant balloons that will be used for 3 hours. WTF’s a retirement fund anywayyyyyyssss!
For real though, we here at iLL-Lit are thankful. For our family, friends, supporters, and of course most of all, the pilgrims. Thanks for ending slavery, inventing the internet, and dying for our sins. We want to BE you.
Happy Thankspilgrim!!!
