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SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON: Prep & Landing
The night before I left NY i was invited to the abode of the fantastic Lauren of 12ft. Dwende to watch Disney’s holiday special Prep & Landing, and to engage in the consumption of some delicious turkey calzones. I often feel conflicted about Disney, but even though they might be an evil empire hellbent on taking over the world through cartoons with racist undertones, it’s hard to deny that these cartoons with racist undertones are damn good.
And so alas, Prep & Landing was great in the way one would expect any Disney cartoon to be great. Even with their one black elf.
