Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?
The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.
Fantom Island
IT'S 2010!!!! TIME FOR SOME NEW…….DRU HILL??
OH GODDDDDDD it’s been such a slow news week…gimme something GOOD, internets!
Nooooooooooo! That’s not what I meant! Who the fuck was like “You know what we need? A return of Sisqo, except with autotune and a voice like he’s been smoking crayons.” We’re not in the 90′s anymore, dammit! Try again!
*sigh*
I’m going to sleep.
