Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?
The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.
Fantom Island
Hopie Spitshard exhibits emcee cannibalism in "Yummy"
During one of my last days in the Bay, I had the pleasure of appearing in Hopie Spitshard‘s video for her single “Yummy.” Laced in a full getup complete with goggles, I was sure I would be the weirdest looking dude there…and then Del the Funky Homosapien showed up. Now, I’m not going to be so quick to acknowledge that this guy is stranger than me, but I will admit that never in my right mind would I come up with Hopie’s twisted idea of turning a rapper into a cake and eating it alive…I HATE CAKE! Yes, it’s true. If I were a fat kid and 50 Cent tried to compare his love for you to my love for cake, you could quite confidently conclude that he’ll pass you off at the end of weddings and birthday parties. Anyway, check out my split second cameo. HOPIE SPITSHARD!!
