Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?
The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.
Fantom Island
Delorean's "Look Alice" explains why party poopers should never wear large fluffy blue dresses
I mean, hey. You’re talking to the guy who doesn’t drink Hennessey anymore because it makes me snooze at clubs. I’m just staying, Alice. You fell asleep at a party? A masquerade party??? And you didn’t wake up with a carrot where the sun don’t shine? Consider yourself lucky you didn’t find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.
The homies Delorean, y’all!!! So fresh, they crammed into our SXSW room and didn’t even stink up the spot. Hoo-hah!
