Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?

The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.

Fantom Island

Janelle Monáe & Big Boi get their footloose on in "Tightrope"

How happy is this boy that he gets a Dâm-Funk AAAAAAND Janelle Monáe video within 24 hours???? (Answer: VERY)

Maybe I just love artists with little accents over their names.  Or maybe I love the Funk.  Regardless, this little morsel of joy is the only imaginable thing that would keep me indoors during this gloriously beautiful sunny warm Brooklyn day.  I gotta get out and get some Vitamin D, but not without sharing with you the other light of my life that is Jane.  Oh, alas.  Alas.

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