Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?
The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.
Fantom Island
We're on the road again, mofoez!!!!!
Awwww yeah, you know what this Mobile Chapel parked in the middle of a rest stop in Pennsylvania means…TOUR SEASON HAS ARRIVED (!!!!) meaning that your favorite iLL-Literates are once again pummeling themselves through the odds and ends of our great nation. This time around it’s called the USBUiLLD Tour, to be exactamundo. Today’s episode had us waking up at 3am to make our 12-hour drive from Brooklyn to the land of the Bobcats. Oh North Carolina, how I’d put you on my head and spin you like a helicopter. So with our half hour downtime in the hotel before heading to Davidson for sound check, here are some (sleepy) moments of our day thus far:
Like I said, cats were very tired. I ordered a Belgian waffle thinking that it was going to be a Swedish pancake. That’s what I get for generalizing Europeans and breakfast pastries. Justice has been served. Anywayzzzzz…we have a show tonight, guys!!!! If you’re in the area, come on through. If you can’t, just sit back and imagine Cirque du Soleil, mixed with a monster truck rally, mixed with the Million Man March, mixed with the joy you had the first time you tasted a pastry puff…and that’s pretty much what these Caroliners will be getting tonight. Yeah.
