Welcome to Fantom Island, where iLL-Literacy's legend finds its habitat. If you've happened upon this portal, may we be as bold as to assert that nested in you is a healthy curiosity. Whether you were drawn here by the Slanted i at this page's 1-o-clock, the quick flash of during loading, or simply because you have a click-happy finger – you've arrived. HihowRUhi?
The peculiar thing about Fantom Island is that it is but a mirage – an Imaginary oasis isolated in the confines of our brainwaves. We shall gradually reveal morsels of our folklore here, so please visit often. To return, simply bring your Imagination as your passport.
Fantom Island
ILL-SHOW TONIGHT: Columbia College, Chicago
We’re trekking on, people!! Apparently Nico got food poisoning last night. While he teeters on a small Southwest flight from NY to Chicago, let’s pray that he and his fellow passengers don’t have to feel the wrath of his digested tour food. Kombucha’s a quick fixer, but the man is stubborn against hippie food. Ah well.
Meanwhile, I’m here in the Windy City guzzling Guinnesses and eliminating Chicago hot dogs (in my belly). We at iLL-Lit like to stay on equal levels. Come to our show at Columbia College tonight, it’s going to be UUUUUUUber fun!
PS: Is this not my faaaaavorite iLL-Lit show ticket ever??????
