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WHY WAS I NOT TOLD ABOUT THIS?!?!? The Longbeach Funkfest
Tragedy is moving across the country, only to find out that the state you left has decided to launch the most amazing music festival ever. I am currently sitting here in Pasadena, sulking over the fact that my trip is only two weeks shy of The Longbeach Funkfest. Parlet???? Brides of Funkenstein???? Jimmy Castor???? Are you serious?????? WTF, timing???
I may be unable to funk with my westcoastians this year, but perhaps next. Amidst that Brooklyn humidity I forgot how good breeze feels. If you’re in Cali, you have no excuse.
The Longbeach Funkfest, Saturday August 7
Eeeeeeeeverythang is on The One, but sometimes it’s on the zero too. It’s FREEEEE!
