As fate would have it, this date that Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince comes out is also the same date that Ruby came out…of the WOMB!!!!  

Doctor: Mrs. Veridiano, we’re going to have to do a c-section.

Ruby’s Mom: But, you mean you’re going to have to do surgery???

Doctor: Oh God no!  I meant c-section as in cool-section…because your daughter’s going to be so COOL!

(can you tell I’m really into dialogues right now?)

(yes.)

It is with the excitement of three caramel-dipped Oompa Loompas (that’s a Harry Potter character, right?) that we wish our sister Ms. Universe a magical birthday.  

Ruby, you’re a Full-Blood Winner!

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