Poor pilgrims.  Always getting a bad rap.  All just because they slaughtered a couple of tribes.  Pshhh, indigenous sminshmigenshmous.   It’s just pillage, baby!  If it wasn’t for that, we wouldn’t be blessed each year with a giant inflated Shrek floating down the street.

*wooooooorth ittttttt!*

Yes, during these pressing economic times, it’s good to know that our banks, non-profits, and media groups are investing their hard-earned money in giant balloons that will be used for 3 hours.  WTF’s a retirement fund anywayyyyyyssss!

For real though, we here at iLL-Lit are thankful.  For our family, friends, supporters, and of course most of all, the pilgrims.  Thanks for ending slavery, inventing the internet, and dying for our sins.  We want to BE you.

Happy Thankspilgrim!!!

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