Considering that claymation is one of the greatest things in the world, why, pray tell, do claymation series’ never last?  Do the animators’ fingers just get tired?  Don’t answer that question.  Anyway, I’d like to take us back to ’94, when albums like Illmatic and Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik came out.  I, of course, was still in my Ninja Turtles pajamas watching cartoons like Bump in the Night, a series about a closet monster named Mr. Bumpy who played in little boys’ rooms while they were away.  Completely inappropriate nowadays, but apparently exactly what CBS wanted in its Saturday morning lineup…for one season, that is.  But any cartoon with a full minute-long theme song is okay in my book.